It’s Batman

*SMOKE GRENADE

*cough

*long silence

“…uhm, commissioner, it’s me. It’s Batman.”
“Right. Sorry. It’s just hard to see through the smoke and the window is closed so the ventila-AND LIKE THAT, HE’SGONE!”
“Still here.”
“Okey dokey. Well, Batman, according to this photo which… look we’ll just wait until the smoke clea-HE’SGONE.”
“Nope.”
“Right… do you mind, I’m going to just try to find my inhaler? One sec.”
“Look. Forget it. I’ll come back later.”

*awkward shuffling

“Door, Batman?”
“Yes please.”
“Left of the printer.”
“Thanks.”

*door slam

“HE’S-”

“nope”

-GONE!”

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