Congratulations on your purchase of Blu Vu (BVs2) – the compact personal-support unit that will aid and serve you in all areas of life. We trust you will not encounter any problems with Blu Vu but in case there are teething issues here are some FAQs.
Q: I can’t turn the unit off. Is there a switch I can’t see?
A: No. To make life easy, the unit will simply turn itself off when it is good and ready.
Q: Is there a way to reduce the amount of intense, withering eye contact the unit engages in?
A: Not really. The best solution is for you to get used to it.
Q: Although its waddling is cute is there a way to adjust its stride so it sounds less like I am being followed by a bag full of pans?
Q: Why does the product appear to be mapping my every move and watching me sleep?
A: It is all part of its conscientious 24/7-assistance programing.
Q: Why did you give it teeth?